once a while, i really have no idea what to write...
why the boss never ask why i was late
1. The bus was late.
2. The bus was late, as usual
3. The bus was later than usual.
4. The bus was not late, but there was a big jam
5. Two guys fought in the bus.
6. There was a suspicious package in the bus.
7. It was raining, you know how slippery the roads can get.
8. Taxi fares have gone up again.
9. I can't afford taxi fares.
10. The boss was late.
20/04/2013
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© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ), 2013
3 comments:
Not really nonsense. Quite comic. I think the last bit hits the point home that everybody is late, so it's why it's not such a big deal if people on the ground are late.
Funny...and I know the feeling of wondering what to write.
Lynn
Thanks, Liz. :)
the idea came actually from McSweeney's Lists.
most days i am punctual, but if i am late, it's usually... the bus. :D
Lynn,
glad you find it funny.
that "what to write" feeling always comes around during NaPoWriMo. :)
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