Day 48
Lawyer : "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Doctor : "No."
Lawyer : "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Doctor : "No."
Lawyer : "Did you check for breathing?"
Doctor : "No."
Lawyer : "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Doctor : "No."
Lawyer : "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Doctor : "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Doctor : "It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."
24/05/2020
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Found this in an old journal while spring cleaning This is supposed to be an actual exchange in a court. I have nothing against lawyers...
© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ), 2020
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